tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149148102024-03-07T02:06:35.347-05:00Breathing In and Breathing OutThoughts and stories about spanking and life, and lately, a lot of rambling about coping with the aftermath of child abuse. But also some fun stuff, really, it's true! Posted by a happily partnered dyke.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.comBlogger121125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-82773625885640676642009-11-30T12:16:00.001-05:002009-11-30T12:19:25.848-05:00Bragging rights galore<img src="http://copingincrazyville.com/images/nano_09_winner_120x240.jpg"><br /><br />Yup. I stuck with it, and churned out text without stopping to worry about quality. Quality is for later. So I am the proud winner of bragging rights galore, along with the proud owner of more than 50,000 words of text that can be the foundation for the rest of this immense thing I'm calling my novel.<br /><br />You'll notice how it was easy for me to hit 50,000 words without finishing, given that it's taking me this many words just to say that I finished it. Ah well, there are few times in this world when verbosity is its own reward.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-6972689948015633982009-11-21T20:13:00.001-05:002009-11-21T22:01:04.444-05:00post-punishment checklistwhat follows is a direct cut-and-paste of my checklist that i'm supposed to fill out immediately after a punishment. for a slightly more reflective assessment, check out <a href="http://www.thisthingwedo.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=695">this thread on this thing we do forum</a>.<br /><br />why did i get a punishment?<br /><p style="padding-left: 30px;">--i didn't eat lunch on friday, and didn't text. i didn't do the task you had asked me to do. and then when you said you were tired after work, i was trying to figure out how tired, so that if you were very tired, then i wouldn't be as bad so you wouldn't have to punish me. i did that because i was feeling scared at myself for letting myself break a rule... i guess i was scared to trust your authority, and scared about the idea of letting you be in charge. i didn't want to do that... well, i did, but i also didn't. so when you said you were tired, i wanted to back down. i guess that i wanted to make it so that you only have to punish me when you've got a lot of energy. but the fact is, YOU decide when you punish me. if you had decided to put it off because you were tired, that would have been your choice, and it would have been my job to accept it. i need to let you make the decisions, not try to make them for you.</p><br /><br />how did i feel before the punishment?<br /><p style="padding-left: 30px;">--nervous. not sure what would happen. i also felt like i could accept the decisions you were making, and that i wasn't in control of what was going to happen. you are the one in charge, and i was able to let you. i realized that when you say i had to let you, it didn't mean that i had to be in control. it meant that i had to let go of control, because it's true, you can't force me to accept your authority. you can only show your authority, and wait until i'm able to accept it, or not. you can't control what i think or how i feel. that's my job. what you control is what YOU do, and i had to get to a point where i could understand that, and allow that to happen. it didn't mean that i'm in charge. it meant that i had to let go of being in charge.</p><br /><br />how did i feel after?<br /><p style="padding-left: 30px;">--i guess i feel calm. i am trying not to be worried about the fact that there is going to be a next time. and another next time. and so on. i am trying to trust that you will love me even if i'm hard. i'm trying to believe that you will love me more (not that you don't already love me as much as you can, but you know what i mean)... trying to believe you will love me more if i'm not trying to be perfect all the time. i guess i'm also realizing that i can love YOU a lot more when i'm not focused on trying to be perfect.</p><br /><br />what were useful things w did, and what could have been changed/improved?<br /><p style="padding-left: 30px;">--thank you for making decisions without asking me what to do. that helped a lot with me being able to trust that you are in charge. and thank you for taking care of me. you were firm, and i believed that you would follow through. i was working on not thinking through what i thought should happen, and then judging whether or not you matched up to it. so for the first time in a while, maybe the first time ever, i really was just ready to accept whatever you chose to do, and not criticize it in my head while it was happening. thank you for being who you are.</p><br /><br />what did i learn/gain from this?<br /><p style="padding-left: 30px;">--i guess the biggest thing i learned that i haven't written about already is that i got a LOT less triggered by the punishment when i was not trying to be in control. when i trusted you, it wasn't as scary. i guess this is that trust fall thing you had been talking about. when i can let go, it is a whole lot less scary.</p><br /><p style="padding-left: 30px;">what i WANT to be true is for this once to be enough. i don't like to get punished. i don't like to do things i shouldn't do. i don't like to be anything less than perfect. the thing that has surprised me when i've tried it out is that i actually feel better when i'm not perfect. i feel safer, and less out of control when i stop trying to control everything.</p>Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-5218844815143962022009-11-12T21:07:00.002-05:002009-11-12T21:09:37.325-05:00NaNoWriMo Word War!<img src="http://www.nanowrimo.org/NanowrimoUtils/WordWar/452474-489974-553569.png" /><br /><br />Can we write a novel in a month? Should there be a contest, in which the person who's written the fewest words gets spanked? Tune in Dec. 1st to read all about it!<br /><br />Or go to <a href="http://copingincrazyville.com/writing">Coping in Crazyville--Writing and Whatnot</a> to read any excerpts I've chosen to <strike>impose on</strike> share with the general public.<br /><br />(don't worry, you're not seeing double, I just wanted this to show up in feed readers, too.)<br /><br />The novel I'm working on has pretty much zip to do with spanking or discipline, but you might like it in spite of that, so check out the link and give me lots of positive feedback (until December 1st, at which point those with criticism can chime in as well).Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-67254799917673078192009-10-13T16:58:00.002-04:002009-10-13T17:33:50.539-04:00It's funny what will bring me to tears.People who are interested in "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" (or, in the UK, Myalgic Encephalitis) and Fibromyalgia might be aware of the article published last week in <span style="font-style: italic;">Science</span>, reporting findings that a large percentage of people with CFS were infected with a retrovirus (67% in the initial sample, compared to about 3% of healthy controls. Later research showed closer to 95% of people with CFS/ME had the virus or antibodies to it.)<br /><br />I've had this information rattling around in my brain ever since. It's a vindication--all of these years I've insisted to doctors that yes, this is a real, physical, biological illness, that no, the antidepressants aren't making it go away. I hope that the test becomes widely available, and that I can take it. And then I will at least take it to my current doctor and insist that she accept that the fibromyalgia I'm asking for help with is a real disorder.<br /><br />At the same time, the news is worrisome. W and I practice safer sex, in the sense that we know our sexual histories, know we didn't have any STDs, and don't have sex with anyone but each other. It's not that we engage in any especially risky behaviors, but DAMN. If I'd thought I had a retrovirus, something that could be passed on to a partner by contact with bodily fluids, I would have been a damn sight more careful. So there's that. I'm worried that I've passed this on to someone I love. I'm terrified of what it would mean for us, if she comes down with it, since right now, her ability to work full time is how we have a roof over our heads. (Yes, I do get SSI. But two times $460 a month doesn't even cover our rent.)<br /><br />And there's the worry about having kids. See, when I wasn't sure whether or not it was communicable, I might have made choices like not donating blood (just in case, because the last thing someone getting a blood transfusion needs is this!). But I was still willing to risk giving birth. Because who knows, maybe it *is* triggered in part by child abuse, and that's preventable. But if it's a virus, it's a whole 'nother thing. I'm not completely ruling out having my own biological kids, but it's one more concern.<br /><br /><br />Then there's the hope, which I am more fighting against than embracing. I just don't have the energy to be disappointed, so I'm not telling myself "if they can find the cause, then they can find the cure!" Instead, I'm remembering that they discovered HIV in the early '80s, and there is still neither a cure nor a vaccine for AIDS.<br /><br /><br />So, with all of that as background, I come to the point of my post. I was reading <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/health/13fatigue.html">an article about the virus in the <span style="font-style: italic;">New York Times</span></a>. It's not that the article had any new information--I've been reading and re-reading the articles all weekend. But in a discussion over the controversy around whether CFS/ME is biological or psychological, they had this quotation in defense of a biological origin:<br /><blockquote>“There is a group who are young, healthy, active and engaged, and all of a sudden they are laid low by something,” Dr. Schaffner said. “Everyone tells the physicians these are people who are functional and productive, and this is totally out of character. They are frustrated and often quite disheartened. You feel that medical science hasn’t caught up with their illness yet.”</blockquote>As I read it, it was like being smacked. All of a sudden, for maybe 3 seconds, I could <span style="font-style: italic;">remember.</span> I could remember how my body felt twelve, thirteen, fifteen, twenty years ago. I could remember that strength, the activity. I could remember deciding to bike 5 miles out of my way, on a whim, because I felt like it. I could remember volunteering, and building fences, and hiking. I could remember standing up on a moving bus, without clinging to a pole in the hope of not falling down. I could remember going out dancing, spending time with friends, just doing things because they are fun, without worrying that the fun I have today will lead to intense pain and fatigue tomorrow.<br /><br />Just for a few seconds, I remembered who I used to be. I could only handle it for a few seconds. One of the basic realities of my life is that some things are just too much to handle, and I can either live the life I have, or I can spend time thinking about the one I used to have.<br /><br />But for those few seconds, I realized once again that this is not a disorder caused by a desire to be sick. I really liked my life a whole lot better when I was well. I haven't gained anything that comes close to making up for what has been lost.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-14160224391740187162009-10-08T08:56:00.002-04:002009-10-08T09:05:02.548-04:00hypnosisi'm trying to quit smoking. well, it started out as me trying to quit smoking and quickly giving up on it, and then w stepping in. in the long run, it's a good thing, since i know i'm not gonna manage on my own. but in the meanwhile, she says that i'll be getting 50 with the bath brush for every cigarette i bum from someone else, and 50 with the *cane* for every cigarette that i pay for. (yes folks, that means if i bought and smoked a pack, i'd be getting 1000 with the cane.)<br /><br />part of me thinks she can't possibly be serious. but knowing how much she hates smoking, and knowing that she's gotten better at follow through, i'm nervous.<br /><br />so i decided to try downloading a quit smoking hypnosis thing. i've heard for years that people with DID are really good at self-hypnosis, but i hadn't thought i'd ever done it. but as i listened to the tape, getting really irritated with the guy, and it finally got to the quit smoking part (as opposed to the annoying beach thing, where i could only imagine being aggravated by glare and sand and bugs, instead of feeling relaxed!)<br /><br />anyhow, it got to the quit smoking part, and i realized that hypnosis is basically repeating something over and over until your subconscious believes it and acts on it. and i was like, "that?! that's all self-hypnosis is?? well, i do *that* all the time!!"<br /><br />it's how i make sure i wake up on time, if i haven't gotten to bed as early as i should and i need to be up. i just repeat over and over "wake up well-rested in 5 hours" (or however many hours). and while it doesn't substitute for actually getting enough sleep, i really do wake up fairly well rested right at the time i tell myself to.<br /><br />so i guess i should try something like that, and something to cope with the many stressful situations that i now cope with by smoking. but dang, it would be easier to just keep smoking.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-74898180639624961862009-09-13T15:54:00.002-04:002009-09-13T15:57:00.144-04:00sunday "TEA party"someone over at <a href="http://thisthingwedo.com/forum">this thing we do forum</a> referred to their establishing authority spankings as "TEA parties" (To Establish Authority) and w liked this, so she took the idea for herself.<br /><br />anyhow, i haven't posted in quite a while, and i thought i would just copy what i wrote as the follow-up to our weekly "TEA party" and post it here as well.<br /><br />i guess it has been almost two weeks since the last ea. but i have done pretty well these past two weeks and not broken any rules or anything. i have eaten my meals even when i was super stressed out and when it was hard to figure out food, and i didn't get attitude even when i was feeling overwhelmed. i have really pretty much followed my rules.<br /><br />so i guess i was feeling a little resentful about having ea, since i seem to be doing pretty well without it. but i didn't say much about that to w, since i know she would add a punishment on for saying that i thought we could just keep on skipping it. because it is her decision and she isn't going to let me weasel any more. and i guess it is right for her to do that, and it's what i need, it's just that i don't FEEL like it's what i need right now because i have been really GOOD.<br /><br />it wasn't that big of a spanking but it was bigger than what they used to be if i hadn't broken any rules. it was 7 minutes in the corner, followed with 50 with the strap. she let me out of getting the cane because i've been doing so well. it felt like a really hard spanking, and i said something about that during it, but then the last five, she showed me how hard it would have been if i had actually broken any rules, and those last five hurt a LOT more than the ones she had given me before. so i guess i know it wasn't that bad. also, i am able to sit down now just a couple of minutes later, and my bottom is a little sore, but usually after a punishment it hurts to sit down at all.<br /><br />i guess the thing that w has really been showing me lately is that she is absolutely going to follow through, and she is making the decisions and she is sure of herself. she even did a pretty good job of helping me to get into the right head space, since we spent the morning doing some reorganizing of the living room and stuff where i wasn't in the right frame of mind for EA to be effective. so it was a big help for her to do that.<br /><br />i do feel a little bit like if i go for a while without breaking any rules, i should get a coupon to get out of an EA spanking, but maybe like that could come once a month... like, if i can go for a month without breaking rules, then i can get out of EA once. that way, i would feel like i got a reward for following the rules for a long time. and if i could go for TWO months without breaking rules, then i could get a coupon to get out of EA once AND a coupon to get out of a punishment once. like a get out of jail free card or something. and more rewards if i ever manage to go for three or four months without breaking a rule.<br /><br />i am pretty proud of myself for not having broken any rules, but i guess it feels a little unfair to still get EA if i have done so well. i suppose w will say something like not having one last week, or right after we got home, is the same as getting a week free. i suppose that is true, but it doesn't feel that way if you are the person who is getting the spanking.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-34310115839575900932009-06-14T23:41:00.002-04:002009-06-14T23:43:42.799-04:00Taking the new system for a test drive(I also posted this at the Punishment Book, but I figured it was worth posting some real life stuff here, too. Don't blame me. I'm just copying Natty, my role model of the year. :P )<br /><br />W and I revised our system (rules, consequences, stuff like that) this week. This was a planned revamp, because we discovered things need to get tweaked on a regular basis, and we had hoped it would work better to plan to do this, rather than just waiting until things jam up and then fixing it when it's in a mess.<br /><br />The title of the post is my face-saving way of saying that in spite of knowing that 1, W has gotten fairly consistent with enforcing the rules, and 2, that the new consequences could easily be far more severe than W would get on her own, I still felt the need to break rules this afternoon.<br /><br />We added some new elements to the system this time around. Among them, I am now responsible for getting things set up if I'm going to have a spanking. We also finally got around to writing the weekly checklists (these are in addition to daily checklists, which we've been doing for a while). And, after some discussion sparked from a thread on This Thing We Do, I am now supposed to wear a skirt, with nothing under it, when it's time for a punishment (this is both to help me get into the appropriate head space, and to make it that much easier for W to give me the spanking).<br /><br />Oh, right, and I remembered having downloaded a spanking generator, and W had me alter the offenses and consequences to reflect our system. Yes, I am the one who plugged in the consequences, and none of them seem to have been "J must spend the next week doing nothing but playing Sims 3 and eating bon bons." Why is that? :-P<br /><br />So you'd think that I would have been positively angelic, knowing W is going to be more on top of the rules when she has just reviewed them, and knowing the range of consequences available, and how much less they rely on the punishment strap (painful while it's happening, but it wears off quickly). No, not so much.<br /><br />It started with getting ready for the Sunday session of "Establishing Authority." (W's authority, that is!) I had put off filling out the Sunday checklist, because the easiest way for W to read it would have been for it to be filled out but not yet submitted (it turns into a spreadsheet when I click submit, so it's handy for looking at overall trends in my responses, but not so useful to look over any single response). And I'd forgotten the kinds of questions on it (including things that require me to have filled out my daily checklists, and then to look those up to get the answers for the weekly checklist, which W checks).<br /><br />So I had gathered all of the things I thought I was supposed to bring into the living room, tidied it a little, shooed out the cats, put on my skirt, set up the music, and went to my portable computer to fill out the checklist and couldn't get online. Time was ticking down, and before I could get the computer to recognize the wireless network, time was up and W was in the living room. I think, had I been prepared to answer the questions easily, this could have managed, because this was the first time we were doing the new system, and my usual checklist takes me about a minute to fill out. Unfortunately, the new one takes longer than I'd thought, particularly if I don't have the answers to the questions!<br /><br />Meanwhile, W realized I had *also* forgotten to bring The Book (the notebook where we have paper copies of the rules, the pages of lines I've written, and all of the other written process stuff about our system). This would also probably have been forgiven, had it not been for the debacle with the checklist. After I finished filling out the checklist, and brought in The Book, W sent me to the corner while she looked things over.<br /><br />When my first round of corner time (8 minutes) was up, she called me out, and looked at me very sternly. "If this checklist had been a test, you would have flunked." So she used the punishment generator to determine the consequence for not being ready on time. I can't remember what the generator had decided on, but W changed it to 12 minutes of corner time, this time with my hands on my head, and 20 with the bath brush.<br /><br />So back into the corner with me. Let me tell you, standing in the corner is boring, and mildly uncomfortable (I'm far-sighted, so the close focus really is uncomfortable), but it's nothing on standing there with my hands on my head. Ouch. I was nearly in tears of regret about four minutes into it.<br /><br />Since the punishment generator is a new part of our set-up, W hadn't noticed the line for "establishing authority" so instead, she generated punishments for the rules I'd broken earlier in the week, and reduced and combined those to come up with the Sunday spanking. I've learned from experience that it's best not to stick my nose in and tell her a different way of punishing me at that stage of the game, because she's more likely to add punishments. And as it turned out, I got less with her system, so all was well.<br /><br />But this STILL added up to 52 strokes with the strap (part of the punishment for skipping a meal) and 15 lines (part of the punishment for not texting her to tell her about my meals). I was glad that she reduced the punishment, because it does seem really unfair to have gotten punished for both of those on Wednesday, and then again on Sunday. But she reduced the punishment from the original, and as it turned out, it was less of a punishment than I would have gotten had she used the "establishing authority" choice on the generator.<br /><br />Still. It was 52 strokes with the strap, hard ones, followed by 20 even harder ones with the bath brush (why, oh WHY, did that thing EVER get used as a spanking tool?!?!) and then 15 lines. You would think this would have made me shape up, but not so much. I think a lot of it is knowing myself, and knowing that I'm probably heading into a phase of more testing, but trying to keep things in check because (shhh) I love W and want to make her life easier. Making her life easier isn't consistent with breaking rules because I need limits, particularly not in the middle of two incredibly busy weeks at work.<br /><br />So in my post-spanking journaling, I mentioned that I was feeling the way that indicates I probably need more of a spanking; W decided it was best to see how things went. And I did agree that a just-because spanking was not really going to meet my needs in the way that a punishment spanking would. So I was getting a little stressed over that--knowing that I not only needed another spanking, soon, but that I needed the kind of spanking that results from me breaking a rule. The kind where it's clear that W has things under control, and if I slip up, someone is there taking care of things.<br /><br />Being the imperfect person I am, this came out in steadily increasing "attitude." (Attitude is like porn: perhaps you can't define it, but you know it when you see it.) So around 5, when it was time to start thinking about dinner and the rest of our evening, W decided it was time to deal with the attitude. Back in the corner I went, hands on head, to be followed with 36 strokes with the bath brush (the *generator* told her to use the strap, but she was feeling particularly strict). She started with 12 minutes in the corner, but the attitude had ramped enough that I wouldn't stay still. I was fully prepared to point out that twisting my dreadlocks could be done with my hands on my head, following the letter of the punishment. W added 3 additional minutes of corner time, I continued fidgeting.<br />W went back to the punishment generator, and decided that I would get an additional 18 minutes in the corner, hands on head (this time, I stood still. I am capable of learning!). The generator told her to do 12 strokes with the cane, but W hasn't practiced with the cane, so she TRIPLED that to 36 more strokes with the bath brush, meaning I was about to get SEVENTY-TWO strokes with the evil bath brush.<br /><br />For the spanking, I had to repeat "I must respect W's authority" after each line. (After 42 strokes, she changed this to "I will improve my attitude" for the final 30 strokes.)<br /><br />And then I had lines: I must improve my attitude (18 times) and "I must respect W's authority" (36 times).<br /><br />Let me tell you, sitting on a firmly spanked bottom, having repeated those lines to the tune of a heavy wooden bath brush smacking down on my bottom, I truly felt I had learned my lesson by the time I was writing them down. I wrote as neatly as I could (given that the part who was present doesn't have the neatest handwriting in the world), and I didn't fuss or fidget or deliberately insert wrong words, as I've been known to do.<br /><br />Writing this, six hours later, my bottom is still sore even though I'm sitting on my very cushioned desk chair. Heck, it's still sore when I am walking around the apartment, and I'm glad I won't need to sit on a hard seat until tomorrow!Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-34578937489441656042009-06-07T12:40:00.000-04:002009-06-07T12:44:27.834-04:00um what now?i was going through the sunday coupons and noticed one for smooth away "the latest way to remove hair." then i noticed they also have the smooth away vibe. do they mean what i think they mean? ;)Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-15478577042705060112009-05-04T21:47:00.001-04:002009-05-04T22:22:34.621-04:00more spanko startles<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZPpw3JARSi23aD5IkJlYGWe-frFy9f49_DTBDnu3xJXiFbm4sRIlsEcnaaWt-pcrzaZ565SlAakMLyCfUNhrimVdPw4Wsc_6Gi-A9S4WSRYaomnINK-BUOfTP6e3msWEQfPaUrQ/s1600-h/0504091655-757007.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZPpw3JARSi23aD5IkJlYGWe-frFy9f49_DTBDnu3xJXiFbm4sRIlsEcnaaWt-pcrzaZ565SlAakMLyCfUNhrimVdPw4Wsc_6Gi-A9S4WSRYaomnINK-BUOfTP6e3msWEQfPaUrQ/s320/0504091655-757007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332151034231234914" border="0" /></a></p>today was filled with spanko startles. there are the two mentioned in my last post, and then w and i were wandering around kmart and found these paddle ball games on sale... sans balls. bratz "hittin' pretty paddle balls." i don't know why we didn't buy them, since they were on clearance for $2.99, and seemed really sturdy.<br /><br />then we were at an ostensibly vanilla shoe store, and w noticed a rather startling mural on the wall behind the checkout counter, featuring a woman caning a man--bare bottom, lots of cross-hatching. we weren't quite brave enough to get a picture, particularly since it was somewhat obscured by the cashier and some shoe boxes.<br /><br />and then i came home and took a quiz on facebook, and the first question was this:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeDyX50hSJTRplfYmg_yU9fyB1w-BrLpjUsmjjNQ1PzOnYB_v-lTLlO5gDLOTK6NbkeF9Jt_OdcvPQmDL7oMYsmHu19jHi7Omr-I9iwDNWMGbEi6OAh7G1Ci-tzM5JFTXXexUC4A/s1600-h/spanking-cure.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 66px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeDyX50hSJTRplfYmg_yU9fyB1w-BrLpjUsmjjNQ1PzOnYB_v-lTLlO5gDLOTK6NbkeF9Jt_OdcvPQmDL7oMYsmHu19jHi7Omr-I9iwDNWMGbEi6OAh7G1Ci-tzM5JFTXXexUC4A/s320/spanking-cure.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332159248437872930" /></a><br /><br />i wonder what the universe is telling me? :)Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-50122589373600862802009-05-04T14:58:00.006-04:002009-05-04T15:15:58.267-04:00startles galoreWell, ok, only two. But still.<br /><br />The first one was in the New York Times Crossword for today. 40 down: Old schoolmasters' sticks. Answer: ferule<br /><img src="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/74/74-h/images/06-069.jpg" height="200" width="140" /><br />(Thanks to <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/74/74-h/74-h.htm">Project Gutenberg</a> and Google Images for the picture!)<br /><br /><br />Then I was flipping through the latest offering from the Science Fiction Book Club, repeating the necessary mantra "Even if it's five books for $1, the last thing this house needs is more books!" when what to my wondering eyes should appear except this:<br /><br /><img src="http://images.sfbc.com/BookImages/LG/56/1000091856_LG.jpg" /><br /><br />Only with more pictures, making it clear that the book is basically a bunch of pictures of a Superman-esque guy getting tied up and whipped by a Wonder Woman-esque woman. (The title below was a collection of photographs for afficionadoes of furries. The ad copy reads "Birds do it, bees do it, but no one does it like furries do it! Now you can join the fun as furries... display their hilariously kinky side in this playful and plush board-book.")Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-5867979938483690722009-03-15T15:02:00.002-04:002009-03-15T15:18:06.327-04:00sunday spankingw was not happy with the post i wrote last week for my post-spanking journal, so she gave me a set of questions i have to answer after each spanking from now on.<br /><br />i got my sunday spanking today. partly, it was just because it was sunday. but last week was not a good week at all. i broke a lot of rules, and i got a lot of punishments, mostly for not eating three meals a day, and for having attitude. i am also owed a punishment for going out after w was asleep one night, and for not being home when i was supposed to be another night (it wasn't technically against the rules, but i knew when it did it that it was wrong). w decided to wait until she's had more time to cool down because she does not want to punish me out of anger.<br /><br />before this week's spanking i had a lot of attitude. i have been having a hard time lately, and pushing w's buttons a lot and also just not doing very well. it's complicated, because some of that is because i can't make myself trust that she isn't just going to go away and if i'm afraid of getting rejected then it seems like a better plan to push so that she will go away sooner, instead of having it come when i don't expect it. and some of the pushing and stuff from me i think is because if i'm having lots of flashbacks, i can stop having them if i am focused on being bad right now. back when i was growing up, i had to focus so hard on being good all the time, whether or not someone was paying attention, and i had to be in charge of making myself be responsible about things that my family didn't care about (like schoolwork) so i had to just be good and responsible all the time. so i can kind of remind myself that things are different now by being bad. it's not the best way, but it's a way that i can believe more than all the stupid "i am in a safe place" stuff. because you can tell yourself over and over that you're in a safe place but maybe you won't really believe it until you know for sure.<br /><br />and even though i might not trust w to stick around or to be there if i'm not perfect, or to keep loving me, or to really love me in the first place... but i DO trust her not to be abusive or to hurt me on purpose or to do something that isn't safe. so i can work out my feelings by being a jerk which i know is wrong but i dont know what to do instead.<br /><br />the other thing is that maybe she will give up on me and i might as well get that over with and i wont really believe shes sticking around unless i actually let myself be bad because only an idiot who has had the experiences ive had would just take someone at their word without testing. because LOTS of people tell me things but they usually dont mean it. so even though i know its wrong to test i still do it.<br /><br />before the spanking i was resentful and resistant and full of bad attitude. i feel different now mostly i am willing to write and the fact i am writing should show that. i still have that feeling where i need to push because i dont trust that w will have the energy to keep following through with me and also she sometimes gets careless about how hard she hits so if a spanking is going to be just a little hard but not very then i dont mind getting it that much but if its going to be like the end of this weeks spanking, then i will do my best to avoid it, because the end of this weeks spanking hurt like crazy.<br /><br />w has started giving a set number of strokes and that is useful. she also stopped a couple of times during the spanking to talk to me about things like the rules i'd broken last week and how i will have to do better. that was useful.<br /><br />one thing that isn't very useful is that when i've got a lot of strokes, she goes light on more of them, so it's less effective. i think maybe she is worried she will hurt me in the wrong way but pretty much she can't do serious damage with anything we use. or maybe she doesn't notice how the strokes are falling. after she was done with the number she had planned i knew that it hadnt been all that bad even though it was a lot but a lot of them werent that hard. so i fessed up about that and she gave me 140 more and most of those were HARD and boy, if that were how she spanked all the time, i think i would be good more of the time.<br /><br />i guess thats all for now.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-58575324121966514472009-03-08T15:01:00.000-04:002009-03-08T15:03:15.777-04:00i got my sunday spanking today. it was also a spanking for breaking rules because i had broken some rules this week. my bottom didnt hurt before but it did after. but the spanking didnt really change my attitude.<p>This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!<p>To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit <a href="http://www.verizonwireless.com/picture">www.verizonwireless.com/picture</a>.<p>Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-79283140995511127092009-03-02T21:25:00.002-05:002009-03-02T21:40:30.277-05:00because i needed iti was feeling really out of sorts yesterday and today. i was doing my best to be good, but it was the kind of out of sorts where what i really want to do is test the limits. the problem is, there aren't limits i can test without doing something that is hurtful to me or w. basically, my rules are about safety or about being respectful to w and i was pretty good about meals partly because she reminded me yesterday and then today was a snow day for w and i didn't want to spoil it by picking a fight so i ate breakfast and lunch.<br /><br />i guess what makes it hard for me sometimes is that there are other parts and i sometimes remember not to spoil things for them and the little kids really wanted to get to play in the snow and have fun with w and i didn't want to mess that up for them because this is the first time all year that it's snowed very much and it's not likely it'll snow this much again this year. so i wasn't going to ruin that for them they miss out on enough stuff as it is.<br /><br />and since the only other rules i could break would have been things like not pushing w's buttons, and i didn't want to do something to make her stressed out, i didn't do that either. so i was feeling really out of sorts but i didn't have a good outlet.<br /><br />i did let w know that i was feeling like that, and we tried some things like wii boxing which might have helped except i was too sore from a bunch of house stuff we did this weekend, so i couldn't play that very long plus that game isn't really good for me to feel like there are limits it's just good for me to get out aggression. so i was still feeling wound up and still trying not to break rules.<br /><br />but w decided that i needed a spanking just because. she gave me 10 minutes to get ready and then i was supposed to come in for it and i did but i didn't really know how to get ready i guess because what it takes for me to be ready for a spanking so it will help is for her to be firm and a lot of times she is not very firm, so i get less and less ready, not on purpose, it's just what happens when she is not very firm i guess.<br /><br />she gave me the spanking. she did a first part, but she could tell i needed more. she kind of talked too much right then i guess because it's not natural for her to be firm and just say she is the boss and if she decides i need a spanking i'm going to get it. i didn't know how to tell her that's all she needed to say, i think she wants to say something nicer i guess. but really, i just need to know someone is the boss and they will set limits when i need them.<br /><br />i don't know if that is being submissive. i think it's just sometimes i need to push up against limits and know they are there it is like i need a container around me and i push against it but it is there and i guess when the rules and stuff are helpful then w can make that container strong enough that i feel safe.<br /><br />when she gave me the second part of the spanking, she ended by doing that and it helped a lot i am not feeling so out of sorts. so even though i didn't want a spanking and i tried super hard to not do something to get one and to figure out how to make myself feel better without one i am pretty glad i got it because it did help.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-33138344281811448762009-01-19T15:23:00.002-05:002009-01-19T15:50:41.257-05:00trusti'm supposed to write about trust. probably trust and a write-up of weekly maintenance, but trust is the main theme.<br /><br />trust is a hard thing, especially with discipline in our relationship. this week is an example of that. w had said we'd be starting to do "sundays" again this week. "sunday" is a code word for a weekly check in and maintenance spanking. we hadn't done that for a while, mostly because everything was all mixed up while we were looking for an apartment and then moving, and then things just kind of stayed mixed up after we moved.<br /><br />i don't know exactly how i feel about the maintenance spankings. part of me knows they're good when they work, but they don't always work, and it's hard to figure out why that is, and how to make them work, and sometimes it feels like we'd just be better not trying at all.<br /><br />i guess that's kind of how i feel about trust. maybe things are better if i can trust people to follow through, but when that doesn't work out then it feels like it would be better not to try trusting people at all. mostly, that's how it goes. i don't count on most people in my life for things. i mean, i trust them as far as i don't think people are out to get me or anything, but i wouldn't count on them to be there for me, and i kind of have a back-up plan in mind, in case someone i've asked to do something doesn't follow through.<br /><br />but that doesn't work as well with the maintenance spankings, or with discipline. if it's going to be anything other than me just pretending i have someone i can count on, or pretending that w can help, then i have to be able to trust that she's going to follow through. and that's hard, in part because she has a hard time with following through.<br /><br />right. so this week. the first problem was that we were both sick, which means we spent most of the weekend sleeping. and since we have separate bedrooms, that meant we were in different rooms for most of the weekend. so the sunday maintenance didn't happen on sunday, because neither of us was really up for it. when we checked in about it yesterday (sunday), w also pointed out that it makes a lot of sense to do it on the day before our week starts, which meant today (monday) would work as well. so she made a plan: we'd get up, have breakfast, and then at noon we'd have the sunday check-in.<br /><br />the thing is, if i'm not actively acting out, she often forgets to check in about the rules. and this works for a while. i can go a good long while without freaking out, and hold things together. so noon came, and no word from w about the check-in or maintenance. and over the course of the next hour, i guess i started to fall apart. i had been doing well, probably because i knew the spanking was coming. but the further we got from when it was supposed to happen, the less i was able to hold things together.<br /><br />i can hear people saying, "well, you should have just reminded her." but the problem with that is, part of what i needed was to be able to trust that she would remember, and that she would make it a priority. a lot of the time lately, it's felt like discipline only happens if i ask for it. and frankly, if i ask for it, it's kind of a form of self-discipline. and it means i can't really let go, relax, not be self-disciplined. if it only comes when i ask for it, it means i still have to be on top of my behavior.<br /><br />and yeah, i should be able to do that. honestly, i *can* do that a lot of the time, but when i can be on top of my own behavior, i don't need the bother of a spanking. when i'm able to be self-disciplined, i don't need the external discipline.<br /><br />so around 1:30, i was freaking out about several things, and as i got more worked up, it reminded w of the spanking that should have happened. which is kind of like remembering on her own, except that, if i hadn't been freaking out, she wouldn't have.<br /><br />we're working on that. i explained to w that setting reminders for herself isn't "cheating," in terms of whether or not she remembers things. she feels like she should just be able to remember, but she really can't. but she keeps trying, which means that she has a hard time getting my trust, because she isn't able to follow through on things, even when it hasn't been long since she said she'd do them.<br /><br />so we had a long talk, since we both know that a spanking just doesn't work well if i'm angry. and then we went into my room for the spanking. it was still kind of... not settled, i guess, when we started. i think we hadn't had a good check-in, and so the spanking was just a spanking, not really connected to my behavior this week. and that doesn't work very well, it seems kind of beside the point.<br /><br />she gave me a fairly light spanking. and i guess i did something that wasn't good for her ability to trust me. because i was still angry and resistant, i said "ok, that's enough spanking." to her, that said i was upset. which i was, but not about the spanking, so much as about the hassle of having to get it, when it didn't feel like it was working. and i guess it was something that i do sometimes, just to prove to myself that she's not really in charge. because there are things i can do or say during a spanking that will make it be not effective.<br /><br />i guess it's a kind of testing, because i can't really lie well, or fake things like crying. but i can say things that are true in a way. and it's not like i wanted any more spanking. so w stopped the spanking, but then she could tell from my attitude afterward that it hadn't been enough, so she made me lean over for more spanking. at that point, there was still the problem that it wasn't addressing my behavior over the past week, it was just... a spanking. but that one was hard, and i was definitely ready for it to be over. well... not exactly. my bottom hurt like crazy, and i knew i would be sore, but i also knew there was still unfinished business, for the rules i'd broken and not gotten punishments for.<br /><br />so we talked some more, and one suggestion w made was pretty smart. from here on out, sundays will have the maintenance spanking, *then* we'll talk about my behavior (she's noticed that i bring up more stuff during or right after a spanking). and then if there is unfinished business, i get the punishment spanking, after the maintenance.<br /><br />this seemed like a good idea to me, but at the same time, i really, really didn't want another spanking. but at the same time, i wanted a clean slate. after some more talking, w seemed to have forgotten this idea. she was trying to come up with ideas for a punishment for things that come up after the maintenance spanking (yes, she forgets that quickly). and i said that i thought the second spanking was probably the most effective option. lots of other punishments just aren't as effective if what i need is a spanking, and it leads to power struggles and neither of us getting what we need.<br /><br />so then w decided that i would be getting the punishment spanking this week. i guess i had full on puppy dog eyes or something, since she started laughing at my expression. all i know is, with my bottom already sore and throbbing, the thought of more spanking was... painful. but for the first time in a long while, i really was in the right head space for a spanking to be effective. i was sorry for my behavior, and i took responsibility for it, and i believed that w was going to follow through. so she gave me a third spanking, for skipping meals, for having a bad attitude, and for challenging her authority and getting into a power struggle that wasn't good for either of us, on friday night. so we're starting off the week, and i have a clean slate. <br /><br />i know there will be testing for a while, because the fact is, w hasn't had a great track record for the past few months. things have been out of kilter, and punishments haven't happened when they should, or how they should. but maybe i should trust that it's ok to test. that's hard for me to believe. i feel guilty when i test, that i should just trust her, should just believe she will follow through, without needing proof. but maybe it's a kind of trust to let myself test until i can believe that she really will be there to catch me when i fall.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-41919407466314263252008-12-16T21:53:00.003-05:002008-12-16T22:00:24.816-05:00just a quick updateso, we finally got moved. this is good. if by "moved" i mean the majority of our stuff is at the new place, and we're waiting on additional reserves of energy to finish up with the move. but enough of our stuff is at the new place that it's all filled up with boxes, and we can't find anything, whereas the old place now has little enough stuff that it echoes when we walk in, and there isn't much to find.<br /><br />there are advantages to the new place, but i'm not sure how ttwd will work out, since our usual spanking location, w's room, is right at the front of the apartment, facing the street, and isn't very soundproofed at all. for a variety of reasons, my room isn't a great place (mostly for my psychological well-being, and our general belief that i should have a space that is sort of my domain... but perhaps we'll rethink that.)<br /><br />so that leaves the dining room (at the back of the apartment, largely without windows to the outside, but lacking in comfortable spots for w to sit while spanking me) or the living room (at the front of the apartment, near enough the front door that sound will carry).<br /><br />or maybe we could get a louder stereo and imitate the neighbors' tendency to blast their music. i'm not sure what kind of implements would sound like the bass on a stereo, but it's a definite thought.<br /><br />in the meanwhile, what with being busy with the move, we've been on hiatus from the rules. i'm not sure when we'll get back to them, because we're moved now, but unpacking is overlapping with getting ready for the holidays, and then... well, maybe in the new year. i'm hoping i'll be able to hold out that long. i know there are parts who need the rules, but at the same time, it's been hard enough to manage with all the things that need to get done, so having the little break is pretty nice.<br /><br />so more writing at some point later, when we're more settled into the new place, but i thought i'd let people have something to comment on just in case anyone is checking for updates to the blog.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-56578577321805535702008-12-04T08:50:00.004-05:002008-12-04T09:36:52.180-05:00Christmas meme!<a href="http://www.eltercerojo.net/2008/11/a-christmas-meme.html">Mija posted this meme on her blog,</a> and I thought it would be a handy way of getting some kind of post up here while in the middle of the utter chaos of moving. Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMd3DApxvRtpbNv-z0sX0rvUFDYbHU0mBri-3sew8cAgBQJHQgOHjwuYtFAiFLvVbfIsrCNRVRvNIF731B0Mc7ADZ8TEHX_t7ONP0uPEt6evl276oSmjLQJKuVEviahOgRUll9Mw/s1600-h/P1020032.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMd3DApxvRtpbNv-z0sX0rvUFDYbHU0mBri-3sew8cAgBQJHQgOHjwuYtFAiFLvVbfIsrCNRVRvNIF731B0Mc7ADZ8TEHX_t7ONP0uPEt6evl276oSmjLQJKuVEviahOgRUll9Mw/s320/P1020032.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275935555710859762" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><b>1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? </b><br />Gift bags--fabric ones I make myself. Partly, it's environmental, partly, it's easier to wrap things, and partly, it gives me an easy way to use those great holiday themed fabrics at the fabric store. I just need to make enough of them that I'm willing to let people keep them!<br /><br /><b>2. Real tree or artificial? </b><br />I broke down and got an artificial tree last year, when the cost for a real tree was higher than for a decent artificial one. The down side is, it's all the less likely that the tree will be taken down within a reasonable time frame!<br /><br /><b>3. When do you put up the tree?</b><br />It depends somewhat on when Chanukah falls, because when possible, we wait until afterwards. Otherwise, the tree generally goes up around the Winter Solstice (21st December).<br /><br /><b>4. When do you take the tree down?</b><br />It's supposed to get taken *down*? I do my best to have it down by Valentine's Day. Barring that, it's *definitely* down by Passover!<br /><br /><b>5. Do you like eggnog?</b><br />Mmmmmmmmm. Eggnog. I love eggnog, and I've even had homemade eggnog that was delicious.<br /><br /><b>6. Favorite gift received as a child?</b><br />This is a hard call. I think I got the Holly Hobbie Bake Oven for Christmas, and that was a great present. My all-time favorite gift, trumping the trip to Disneyland I'd gotten that same year, was a large paper grocery bag filled to overflowing with used books. I was in heaven. Yes, I am *that* much of a bibliophile.<br /><br /><b>7. Hardest person to buy for?</b> <br />I think this varies from year to year. We generally do what we call a "sweatshop craft," where we choose one thing and make a whole bunch of it, which definitely makes it a little easier to decide what to give people (they get some combination of the things we've made that year). With my family, I traditionally give them a combination of the sweatshop craft and home baked cookies. So I guess that brings it down to W, for whom I need to get real presents for both Christmas and Chanukah. Then again, she's happy with pretty much everything, so it's pretty fun to shop for her.<br /><br /><b>8. Easiest person to buy for?</b><br />When I have money and time, pretty much everyone on my list is easy to buy for. The people who are picky about things either won't like anything I get, or have specific wish lists up and I can just choose something from that.<br /><br /><b>9. Do you have a nativity scene?</b><br />More or less. I have a Playmobil nativity, but I'm not sure if all of the pieces are going to survive the move. And the nativity has gotten mixed in with my other Playmobil toys, so I tend to just kind of mix and match if we decide to put up a nativity scene (last year's nativity included several pirates, and three Santas as the wise men!)<br /><br /><b>10. Mail or email Christmas cards?</b><br /><br />Mail, all the way. Mail is more special, and while I don't often get letters sent off, I like to give people the thrill of real mail when I can.<br /><br /><b>11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?</b><br />The year I was 14, it wasn't so much the gifts I received (which did kind of suck) but the contrast between what I was getting and what my siblings were getting. We'd had a lot of money trouble that year, and so my mother didn't get too many presents. But people outside the family gave a TON of gifts. And somehow (I'm sure it wasn't personal), they got things that were perfect for all of my siblings, and then things that were just the opposite for me (watching each sibling in turn open up their heart's desire, and then getting a spring green, unadorned sweatshirt.... I am not making this up.)<br /><br /><b>12. Favorite Christmas Movie?</b><br />Probably A Christmas Story, although several others are on the list.<br /><br /><b>13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?</b><br />Depends on the year. I start when I have time and money, somewhere in late November or December. The latest I have ever bought a present was Christmas Day (although that *was* a Chanukah present, and was added on as kind of a joke).<br /><br /><b>14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?</b><br />Probably, although I can't precisely remember. Well, and if it's a magazine subscription, eventually the magazine gets recycled. ;)<br /><br /><b>15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? </b><br />Probably cookies, in the sense that I make a ton of them, and they are yummy. In terms of real food, finger foods are the best! I'm always busy, and it somehow feels like less of an interruption if the food is already in bite-sized pieces. But I also like to make Ethiopian food around the winter holidays, so that's another thing entirely.<br /><br /><b>16. Lights on the tree; colored or white?</b><br />Colored, definitely. White lights outside, colored inside on the tree.<br /><br /><b>17. Favorite Christmas song?</b><br />I like pretty much any Christmas song, so long as it's a nice version. But I was realizing recently that Carol of the Bells and I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day are both songs that I can listen to in pretty much any version.<br /><br /><b>18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?</b><br />Stay home, definitely (although we'll travel across town to have dinner with my mother in law, depending on our preferences for the day).<br /><br /><b>19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?</b> <br />Well, I don't know about *all* of them. I can name Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen, Rudolph, and Olive the Other Reindeer. And there's a song that refers to "Randolph," but I'm not sure whether or not he's a reindeer.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">20. Angel on the tree top or a star? </span><br />It's either a star or a snowflake. It's been a while since I saw the Christmas ornaments.<br /><br /><b>21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?</b><br />One present Christmas Eve, and the rest Christmas morning. Although this gets complicated with extended family and then you add on Chanukah, so there are eight nights of presents as well. And a friend of mine and I had a long tradition of exchanging our gifts on the winter solstice.<br /><br /><b>23. Favorite ornament theme or color?</b><br />I like the decorations taken as a whole--our tree is *covered* with lights and ornaments, and there are decorations throughout the apartment. When it comes down to it, probably the *lights* are my favorite theme, because that's what ties together all of the holidays this time of year, the celebration of light.<br /><br /><b>24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?</b><br />Are you supposed to eat *food* on Christmas? When you've got all those *cookies*? Seriously, lately it's been Chinese buffet (traditional Jewish Christmas dinner) but every so often we get inspired to make a more involved meal. For a few years we were doing things like duck and goose, which were fun.<br /><br /><b>25. What do you want for Christmas this year?</b><br />For my fibromyalgia to let up enough that I can accomplish the move without collapsing either during it or after. And for the move to go smoothly enough that we are able to do a real Christmas this year. And to find time to do presents and cookies and all the traditional stuff.<br /><br /><b>26. Who is most likely to respond to this? </b><br />I doubt anyone will, but I'd be glad if they did!Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-21854776420839345642008-11-05T12:19:00.002-05:002008-11-05T12:22:22.042-05:00By the content of their character<i>I wrote this for my Livejournal late last night, intending to come up with something more polished this morning. But in the end, I think it was a good post as originally written, so I'm just copying it here.</i><br /><br />The tears surprised me. I had been trying so hard all day, not to hope, to prepare myself for going to bed tonight, disappointed, not yet knowing who would win the election, having the outcome precarious.<br /><br />And then, as I was counting up the tally on the Google election map, they announced it on TV. Obama won. McCain conceded. And I noticed there were tears in my eyes. <br /><br />I voted for Obama because I believe he will best represent my interests. I voted based on the merits. Intellectually, race didn't matter to me. Obama was the better candidate. Whether he will live up to the promises he has made, whether he will fulfill the hopes that people have piled on top of him, he is still the better candidate to represent me. Intellectually, I was willing to leave it there.<br /><br />But when they announced that Obama won, I noticed I was crying. And the thought that kept running through my head was, "This is someone who is like me. Someone who looks <b>like me.</b> Someone who had some similar experiences. <i>Someone like me is going to be the <b>PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES</b>."</i><br /><br />I am still just... awestruck.<br /><br />The cynical part of my brain keeps analyzing the speeches, keeps aloof, looking at the ways that news reports fall back on a series of cliches; I look at the representations of supporters on each side--white, downcast supporters of McCain; jubilant or crying multiracial supporters of Obama. I analyze, I criticize.<br /><br />But inside, I feel like my heart has filled up with wonder. That this moment should occur, that I am writing about it right now, tonight... it's amazing to me. There is a level that cynicism and intellectualization can't conquer. Today, November 4th, 2008, a majority of the United States elected someone like me to be president. And I think about all of the little children who will spend the next four--or eight--years with someone who looks like them in the White House. Who will have this example in front of them, as they imagine the possibilities in their lives.<br /><br />It's a spiritual moment for me as well, and I just want to say "Thank you" to the powers that made this possible.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-68840372322909909332008-10-19T09:52:00.001-04:002008-10-19T09:54:03.631-04:00Breathin'Cool! I found a version of the song that inspired this blog's name, and I thought I'd share it. I <3 the Asylum Street Spankers, and this song totally rocks.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YRiUPFjCIwU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YRiUPFjCIwU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-14756743538636367462008-10-17T22:30:00.002-04:002008-10-17T22:35:30.993-04:00Politics<table style="height: 202px; width: 500px; padding: 4px; border: 1px solid black; background: url(http://images.perturb.org/election/flag_background.jpg); color: black;"><tr><td><img src="http://images.perturb.org/election/obama.jpg" alt="Obama" style="border: 1px solid black; margin-right: 5px;" /></td><td><div style="color: black; font-size: 10pt; font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 125%;">You preferred Obama's statements <b>100%</b> of the time<br /><br />Voting purely on the issues you should vote <b>Obama</b><br /><br />Who would <b>you</b> vote for if you voted on the issues?<br /><br />Find out <a href="http://www.perturb.org/election/" style="color: #001491;"><b>now</b></a>!</div></td></tr></table><br /><br />I could've predicted this pretty easily. I did some interactive online thing last year to see which of the Democratic candidates was most in line with my beliefs, and according to that, Obama had voted the way I would have preferred on something like 85% or 90% of the issues. So then I checked him out more. Yup, Obama seduced my vote with his charismatic voting record. (And BOY am I hoping two things: one, that he wins, and two, that he continues to vote the way I'd want him to vote as much as he did as a senator.)<br /><br />----------------<br />Listening to: <a href="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/kelly+joe+phelps/track/beggars+oil">Kelly Joe Phelps - Beggar's Oil</a>Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-88775339150167958782008-10-13T23:33:00.002-04:002008-10-13T23:37:34.012-04:00Domestic Discipline Name GeneratorTo celebrate the <b>one year anniversary</b> of <a href="http://thisthingwedo.com/forum">This Thing We Do forum</a>, I put together a <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/11524/">Domestic Discipline Name Generator</a>. So now you can get a lovely name for all kinds of uses. Um, like if you're wanting to change your name, there's nothing better than "Trounce McChastisement" to generate respect for your new identity.<br /><br /><p>As for me, my brand new spanking name is <b>Snarky Angel Halo</b>.<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/11524/">Take The Domestic Discipline Name Generator today!</a><br /><small>Created with <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>'s <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/">Name Generator Generator</a>.</small></p>Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-9664928118905263762008-08-28T10:35:00.003-04:002008-08-28T10:39:50.970-04:00DD smart<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK4VdhVIZCGBIOhQBXAoAZji5suzzB1M2Z2fZonLg7k3FOlupeiviW1lD96qIQtje_QPRW7i4QQV8HRYTc_lRWZWBFnprk1LgSqSNNHRNreG5tIziz_INU8EJEjpkEygjCY1fQng/s1600-h/introducingDDsmart.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK4VdhVIZCGBIOhQBXAoAZji5suzzB1M2Z2fZonLg7k3FOlupeiviW1lD96qIQtje_QPRW7i4QQV8HRYTc_lRWZWBFnprk1LgSqSNNHRNreG5tIziz_INU8EJEjpkEygjCY1fQng/s320/introducingDDsmart.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239577948380157378" /></a><br />ok. so maybe, just MAYBE no one at dunkin donuts has heard about DD. but am i the only person who has noticed just how many times they use the term DD? are w and i the only ones who have this ongoing urge to yoink one of their oven mitt things that hang from the ceiling, and say "DD" with steam rising from the cross-hatched mitt?Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-83398716614403780322008-08-19T18:12:00.003-04:002008-08-19T19:28:28.303-04:00Spankedor, "How to score a free book of erotica and then realize that you've committed to thoughtfully reading it while visiting friends and relatives."<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1573443190/ref=cm_arms_pdp_dp"> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3036/2716654025_93b6d21875_m.jpg"></a><br />(click the photo to see the book on Amazon)<br /><br />A month or so ago, I got an email from Rachel Kramer Bussel ( <a href="http://spanked.wordpress.com">here's her blog</a> ), inviting me to be a part of an online book tour. <br /><br />At the time, it seemed like a manageable thing to do. I knew I'd be away from home for part of August, but I figured I'd have time to read the book, write a thoughtful post about it, and then set the post to show up on my appointed date. Why I believed this would happen, I now have no idea. But I had made a commitment, and here I am.<br /><br />The first complication ensued when the book didn't arrive until a few days before we were heading out of town. Now, some people are organized. Some people don't go away to a folk festival and have the ongoing leak in their bedroom turn into a gaping hole, and spend the next week arguing with their landlord about how "I have to think about what to do" is not the appropriate response to large, wet holes in their tenants' ceilings....<br /><br />So, there I am. I have a brand new, gorgeous book of erotica, and instead, I'm spending my time fuming about what an idiot my landlord is. Oh, right, and also making sure the car is as ready as possible for a 1500 mile road trip. Oh, and packing for said road trip. Not to mention all of the various other things I was doing. So in the two or three days I had the book before leaving home, I only had a chance to glance at a few of the stories.<br /><br />What does this mean for what I thought of the book?<br /><br />Well, being the responsible person I was, I decided to take the book along with me on vacation. But also being who I am, there was *no* way I was going to read a book of erotica in my usual fashion (you know, the kind that involves a vibrator or a hand down my pants) while sleeping in a friend's living room.<br /><br />So I read the stories more for content than for getting off. And I'm pleased to say that the stories were worth reading, even when I had both hands on the book.<br /><br />One of the things that caught my attention was how many of the stories focused on the dynamics of relationships. Maybe it's because I so often skim until I get to the "good parts," but I don't remember noticing the characters in erotica as people who happen to engage in spanking (or sex) so much in other books.<br /><br />I also really appreciated the stories that demonstrated an intersection between spankings and "real life." The three stories I'm thinking most of are "Daddy's Girl" by Teresa Noelle Roberts (an interesting take on Daddy/daughter role plays), "Pink Cheeks" by Fiona Locke (exploring the question of where life on newsgroups meets with reality), and "Page by Page" by Laura Bacchi (looking at what happens when a professional masochist begins to fall for her client). Sure, the spankings and sex in these stories were quite hot (also true of the other stories in the anthology, naturally!), but the characters shone through as people as well. (Okay, that is also true of the other stories in the book.)<br /><br />I'm not saying I'm going to confine my reading of this book to times when I will have to keep both hands on the book, because, as I've mentioned, the stories are hot. And if something can get me warmed up and squirmy, even when I'm sleeping on the fold-out couch in someone else's living room, with them only an unlocked door away....<br /><br /><br />Stay tuned for tomorrow's post, over at <a href="http://www.essin-em.com/">Essin-Em</a>. And check out the other great blogs that have participated in this book tour <a href="http://spanked.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/get-ready-for-augusts-spanked-virtual-book-tour/">here</a>!<br /><br /><br />Oh, right, and the contest!<br /><br />Now, your prize will either be a nice postcard promoting the book (presuming I can find it again--I will send it in a friendly envelope so you don't have to explain to your mailman what kind of friends you have) or, if you're really lucky, a copy of the book itself. Plus, you get the invaluable knowledge that you were the first one with the correct answer. And you get to show off how good your memory is for erotica.<br /><br />So, here's the contest:<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1573443190/ref=sib_dp_pt#">this page</a> on Amazon, and search for "Betty Crocker Gone Bad." Choose page 17 (or browse the whole story--I'm not sure how much you can see without buying it). Read that page, or as much of the story as you are able, and then figure out where else it has appeared.<br /><br />The first person to tell me where they saw the other version of this story, and to list three differences between the version in <i>Spanked</i> and the other source, wins the prize, whatever it may be. ;)Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-56815967072223462362008-07-20T00:03:00.003-04:002008-07-20T00:17:13.762-04:00decisions, decisionsspecifically, do i write, or do i get another spanking?<br /><br />seems like the answer should be easy, right? i don't want a spanking right now. pretty much i (the part) *never* <i>want</i> a spanking. but then, maybe there's some subconscious thing going on, because i keep on doing things that will earn me a spanking.<br /><br />and it's not like there aren't parts who can write. there are tons of parts of this system... lots of people who live in my body, and who love to write. who would spend their days expressing themselves in words, and more words.<br /><br />and it's not like the rules say it has to be *me* who writes. but somehow, i find myself stuck out here, and i really hate doing this.<br /><br />so i go back to that first question: do i write, or do i get another spanking?<br /><br /><center><img src="http://thisthingwedo.com/forum/images/smilies/new/daz.gif"></center><br /><br />i don't FEEL like writing.<br /><br />and i don't WANT another spanking.<br /><br />but i guess i've gotten this far so i may as well try to write something, since why else would i bother to post anything in the first place.<br /><br />part of the problem, maybe, is that i'm not even sure who i am. maybe that's hard for people ont he outside to get, or understand, or whatever. i know that i'm not one of the parts who feels really comfortable with writing. i usually can't even bear to look at what is happening while i'm doing it. i know some of the others can tell i'm around because i start to stare at the ceiling as i type so that i don't have to see it happening. so please forgive any typos, because i also really hate reading what i've written.<br /><br />what's going on with me? maybe you want to know why i was getting a spanking in the first place. i guess it's because i didn't eat today, and i didn't journal, although maybe i did, i can't really remember. i know there was a fair amount of typing happening, but whether that was journaling, i couldn't precisely say. well, ok, so i do know that the specific kind of journaling, the kind the rule is aobut, that definitely didn't happen.<br /><br />sometimes, i really wish that i could know why it is that i am breaking the rules. i'm not used to breaking rules for no good reason. i'm not used to pushing the boundaries. i'm the kind of person who always used to follow all the rules. but here i am, breaking them.<br /><br />and really, this is all i can write just now. my head is hurting more and more, and i'm feeling nauseated. that is how much i hate to write. but maybe making myself do this was enough.<br /><br /><br />well, ok, so one of the reasons that i don't feel comfortable with writing is that it is really triggering and it makes me feel sick with fear to write things down, particularly things that are more specific and with details. i don't mind when some other part is writing a story, at least, mostly i don't mind, but i really don't like it when something about my life is getting written, and it is easier if writing just gets stopped generally, thanks. i'm pretty scared of someone finding out about the things i've written. well, like some specific people.... but i won't specify, because that feels like a way of making it happen.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-83596850441319483182008-06-19T19:42:00.003-04:002008-06-19T19:45:35.158-04:00Nerd Porn<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lkRTyP86Jcg&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lkRTyP86Jcg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Natty mentioned something about <a href="http://nattyspanked.blogspot.com/2008/06/so-sorry-youre-vanilla.html">nerd porn</a> last week. Oddly, it was the same day that one of my friends introduced me to the little gem above (well, to the audio-only version of it, which I appreciate much more. So turn off your monitor and turn up your speakers for full enjoyment.)<br /><br />So I thought I'd share that with you. Because we nerdy girls can enjoy it just as much as the guys do.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14914810.post-72028734249914407842008-05-23T11:15:00.003-04:002008-05-23T12:09:46.024-04:00FLDS<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24789427/">Texas Court rules that children of FLDS should not have been removed from their homes</a><br /><br />I don't know if you have been following the whole saga of the group of Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints. Google that, plus perhaps "removing children," because I'm not up to describing the whole situation.<br /><br />Now the courts have ruled that it was wrong to remove the children, that there wasn't sufficient evidence to justify taking them away. It's supposed to be a happy ending, the families reunited, everything just ducky. And I am frothing with rage.<br /><br />I know that the bulk of the fury I'm feeling over this is on behalf of myself, as a child. But I don't think I'm just projecting. The assumption I see, over and over, is that the rights of parents to maintain control over their children nearly always trump the rights of the children to be safe, so long as there is reasonable evidence that the children will survive to adulthood. <b>This is not right</b>. It just isn't.<br /><br />Yes, the I am furious over this because of my own experience. I don't think that invalidates what I want to say. So let me tell a little bit about where my own rage is coming from.<br /><br />At least once during my childhood, someone called children's services. They came, investigated, and determined that there was nothing going on, or at least, nothing that required intervention. But they were wrong. I know for certain that there was physical abuse (it did stop short of breaking bones), emotional abuse, verbal abuse, sexual abuse, and neglect (I'm ambivalent on that one, since some of the neglect was unavoidable given my mother's lack of resources). <br /><br />But because children's services determined that the kids in the household were likely to survive to adulthood, we were left there, and there was no other intervention.<br /><br />And this just increased my parents' ability to continue with what they were doing. They punished me for having said things at school that led to the investigation (I'm unclear as to what, exactly happened at school; my memory is that I said something, not even realizing it was a huge red flag for abuse, and a teacher called it in.) And what I learned was, no one was going to intervene. What was happening to me at home was justified. For reasons I really did not understand, I deserved the things that happened, just as my siblings must deserve the things that happened to them.<br /><br />It was a hard thing to figure out, particularly as I got older. When I was not quite twelve, and my youngest brother was not quite two, my stepfather was taking care of him, and beat him black and blue, from the middle of his thighs up to his lower back. And it was hard for me to see that this was justified, because what the h*ll could a toddler do, to deserve that? His crime? Not laying down to take his nap.<br /><br />The thing is, the response within the family was largely that it had been wrong to do that, not because it is wrong to beat a child, but because my youngest brother had a heart problem and didn't get spanked like that. I mean, no one ever said that it was wrong to beat *any* toddler that severely. The only reason my brother shouldn't have gotten that "spanking" was because he was sickly.<br /><br /><br />I tend to shy away from describing my childhood as a time of unalleviated horror. It wasn't only horrible. And in many ways, my family did love me.<br /><br />Would I want to have not spent my childhood with them? I really don't know. I can't imagine who I would be, or what my childhood would have been like, without that thread of abuse. I don't know who I would be, if that hadn't happened. Maybe it <i>did</i> make me stronger, or at least, more fierce in my anger at people who are treating children badly. It definitely made me more determined to succeed in school, because that was the only way I could imagine escaping: to get into a college on the other end of the country. But I'm pretty smart. I'm willing to bet that, even without the abuse, I probably would have been able to succeed in school. Heck, I might have done better, had I been responsible for less at home, had I been able to sleep soundly at night.<br /><br />I'm not saying I don't love my family. In spite of all that was bad, there was also good. I do love them, and I wouldn't want to have had all contact cut off. But what happened was not ok. And when I see similar things happening, or the possibility of similar things happening, I am livid. The burden of proof should rest on the ones who are more powerful, to prove that they are not being abusive. Nobody, <i>nobody</i> has a right to abuse someone else.<br /><br />What is more, having spent my adult life trying to understand that what happened to me when I was growing up was not justified, I shudder for the kids in these households. I was able to escape, because for all of her flaws, my mother also had times when she encouraged me to think for myself, and to protect myself (odd, from a woman who also would beat me harder if I tried to protect myself from her; strange, from a woman who felt it was right for her to have a full adult relationship with her teenaged daughter). And I spent enough time at school, around people who showed me a different way of living, that the thought was able to enter my head, "This is not right. This does not have to be happening." It was a very quiet thought, for a very long time. But it was there, enough that I could imagine escaping.<br /><br />But the kids in the FLDS compound? They are being told that not only do their <i>parents</i> believe this is right, deserved, what they should do. They are being told that <b>God</b> ordains this. They do not have contact with anyone who is not a member of that sect.<br /><br />Ok. So the court doesn't want to separate the children from their parents. Then they had damn sure better make certain they are keeping tabs, offering other thoughts, both to the children and their parents. But nothing I know about how children's services works, or how the negotiation between the rights of parents and the rights of children happens, leads me to believe that there will be any surveillance. The court has determined that these children are likely to survive to adulthood, so they are on their own.<br /><br />And the message they are getting from this, in part, is that what is happening is justified; that when an adult tells them something is ordained by God, or is for the children's own good, or any of that garbage, then the children will believe that to be true. Because they have no evidence that says anything different.Jigsaw Analogyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051811184421446296noreply@blogger.com6